You all follow me for a reason and well, I haven’t been the asshole alcoholic you all have come to… kick the shit out of, hate on, and most of all… worship. Well, fear no more, because I’m back — and I plan on being even more asshole-ier than I was before.
Oh? And… have I mentioned that I, Ryan Anderson — Sex God and Handsome Devil, have been dating the wonderful… DAVID HUMMEL FOR TWO MONTHS?

Congrats, Rye, got yourself there quite a catch. And I miss your asshole-lyness.
Would it be cliché to say that it’s on like Donkey Kong?
Nope because I was totally thinking it.
